He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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