Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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