They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
a search helicopter?!
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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