wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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