is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just want to make out with him forever
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
