How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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