Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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