windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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