Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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