My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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