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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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