return my video game
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If I die, sorry about rent.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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