The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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