I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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