I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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