he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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