My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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