So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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