I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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