i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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