Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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