i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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