WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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