i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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