The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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