Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
whose parrot is this?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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