Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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