I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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