I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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