I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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