he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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