My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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