Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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