So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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