Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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