Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the day after is always just damage control
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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