after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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