D3 body, D1 cock
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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