I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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