...so i touched it.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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