I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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