Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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