Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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