like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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