Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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