i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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