i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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