im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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