i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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