addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
